Would you even eat them? They have faces. π±π±π± Someone wanted to eat them alive, but obviously I can like them a normal amount, like πππ
Would YOU even eat them, with the faces and all? Why am I the one you're questioning? But they do seem very small. Wouldn't it be easier to just make normal ones you don't have to catch?
I would eat them! π have faces and they're delicious! I would just eat them in a normal way. Properly cooked! With a fork and knife! π½οΈππ€€
And I'm asking you because I can't ask Lan Wangji. Could you imagine? What if he makes a face! Like with the rabbits or the ducks? It's too dangerous. I'm not strong enough. βοΈπ₯Ίβ‘οΈπΏπ°
I guess I could make them and not catch them, though. If I knew how to make them... but catching them also just sounds fun?
I can't prove βοΈπ₯Ί, but I can imagine it, and that's enough! ππβ¨.
Maybe I can make a net? Like how you fish for shrimp! π¦π¦π¦ Lure them all to one place and then scoop them up!
Does a π»β°οΈ want β°οΈπ±π₯??? Like a stack of π±π₯ or one very large π±π₯??? I don't think βοΈ matters. Everyone should have π±π₯.
Fine, if π»-shifu says so. π If it's how a π» eats π±π₯, then it's how a π eats π±π₯! Even if βοΈs π!
You can't use even smaller π₯ as a lure, you'd have to catch those too! But I don't know what a good lure would look like... What do π± like?... π? What do π₯ like?... π§? Should the lure be tiny too? Or large, so you can shake the π±π₯ off of them? Maybe I will put a whole π§π in the net and see what I catch!
A stack of π€π±π₯ with faces or a stack of normal π±π₯ (with faces)? Which one is most βοΈ?
The π₯ is your impact, I am throwing you inTO the π³π³π³ with extreme shifu prejudice. Because I said I wouldn't ever β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ ππ
You can try, but I think there may be βοΈ faces if there are π₯ faces. That's also βοΈ.
ππ₯£ is not the same at all!!! A π§π would melt, in π₯£ or π. I'm being reasonable, here.
A mean π»!!! What did ππ ever do to deserve throwing??? Do I have to remind you that I'm very small??? You've said it often enough! Maybe the π¬οΈ takes me, and you miss the π³π³π³, and I'll go sailing over them! πβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈπΏπ I think I'd rather β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ ππ!
βοΈ faces are only because there's not enough π₯ faces, so we just have to make sure there's a lot for everyone. βοΈ!
π§π ...ohhh. I didn't think of it like that. A π made of π§! I like that better. ππ» Maybe if we freeze it, it won't melt! β π§ Well, it would still melt in π₯£ but not in π!
πβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈπΏπΉπΉπΉ Fine, fine, no β‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈ, π³π³π³ or π. The sand cultivator must be protected from her natural enemy, π¬οΈ.
Your commitment to βοΈ is admirable but will not save you from βοΈ faces.
Better than what?! If not π made of π§ I don't know what you could have meant.
You're wrong, my natural enemy is apparently mean π»s! But I'll be fine because I know how to catch them and put them back outside. π₯«πβ‘οΈβ‘οΈβ‘οΈπ»
Maybe I'll close my eyes while I'm eating π±π₯. π«πβοΈπ. I can do it. I have good aim. π―π―π―
A regular π? With π§? A π§π! Buttered fish! What else could I have meant??? It was a perfectly normal thing to think! Only a silly π» would think the whole π should be made with π§!
And the π» will just turn around and come right back inside! No threshold is high enough to stop me. Might not be true for πΏ!
Somehow I feel like making mealtime into a marksmanship competition is going to get the worst βοΈπ of all.
The π± is made of π₯, logically the π would be made of π§! Though now I spell it out in this esteemed court of logic and pictures, it's more like the π₯ are made of π± maybe. But maybe not.
πΏ can climb! I'm very good at climbing. How good is a π» at stooping? I'm going to lower all the ceilings just to find out.
It's a good thing I won't see the βοΈπ then~ ππ«π, ββοΈπ
If the π₯ are made of π±, then should the π§ be made of π? Sounds possible, but I can be held responsible for the outcome. I liked the π made of π§ better!
A π» is so good at stooping there's not even any point in turning everything into tunnels about it. It would be so disappointing for the sand cultivator! And taking doors is an overdone threat. If only it weren't my idea, you could turn the door to glass so I'd walk into it, though. Maybe if you wait I'll forget.
Well if I have to see the βοΈπ I will just describe it in great detail, so it won't do any good.
I thought about that too but only long enough to figure out it's nothing. Can't make π§ out of π, nobody needs it. But if you made a mold, all the π§ could be π from now on. That sounds very auspicious to me.
I don't need to wait for you to forget. I'll just make some of the closed doors look like they're open doors. βππͺ Even if you know I'm doing it, you won't know which ones~
ππ«π, βπ»π£οΈ!!!
Are π auspicious? Or only certain kinds of π? π§§π? I can make a mold! It might be easier to carve one, but π³ and π§ might not go well together. Maybe metal? If it's 𧧠then we should definitely have π§π, even if we don't have π±π₯!
I forgot that was also an option, suddenly a π» almost regrets being so mean. But only almost. And at least I've earned it. Maybe one day someone will earn it even more, and then this humble ghost will be proud to have helped with the testing phase.
βοΈπ»π£οΈ even if π«π. Ask βοΈ.
πππ§§πβοΈ. It would be like a fish made of gold you could eat.
βπ is always an option, but you did remind me of it! A π is getting so much practice~ I'll definitely be ready when someone does earn it more. π ππͺβπ
Hmm. If π»π£οΈ anyway, then does a π need to π? Does βοΈπ? ππ but only if π»βπ£οΈβοΈπ!
Are gold π more 𧧠than normal ones? Is it 𧧠to eat the gold ones? Or are they just for π?
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Date: 2022-04-15 11:56 pm (UTC)π€β π₯ππβ π»β¨ππβ πβ¨ππβ
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Date: 2022-04-16 01:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2022-04-16 02:07 am (UTC)I'm going to have tiny cat pancakes and you're not invited.
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Date: 2022-04-16 02:31 am (UTC)π«βοΈβ π₯π₯π₯β‘οΈπβ π«π»
Would you even eat them? They have faces. π±π±π± Someone wanted to eat them alive, but obviously I can like them a normal amount, like πππ
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Date: 2022-04-16 02:50 am (UTC)Would YOU even eat them, with the faces and all? Why am I the one you're questioning? But they do seem very small. Wouldn't it be easier to just make normal ones you don't have to catch?
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Date: 2022-04-16 03:31 am (UTC)And I'm asking you because I can't ask Lan Wangji. Could you imagine? What if he makes a face! Like with the rabbits or the ducks? It's too dangerous. I'm not strong enough. βοΈπ₯Ίβ‘οΈπΏπ°
I guess I could make them and not catch them, though. If I knew how to make them... but catching them also just sounds fun?
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Date: 2022-04-16 04:49 pm (UTC)π«βοΈπ₯Ίβββ There's not such a thing and if there is you can't prove it. Too dangerous. None of us are that strong.
Right, like π. How are you going to catch them, then? I haven't decided yet if it's βοΈ for a π»β°οΈ π½οΈ β°οΈπ±π₯.
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Date: 2022-04-16 05:47 pm (UTC)I can't prove βοΈπ₯Ί, but I can imagine it, and that's enough! ππβ¨.
Maybe I can make a net? Like how you fish for shrimp! π¦π¦π¦ Lure them all to one place and then scoop them up!
Does a π»β°οΈ want β°οΈπ±π₯??? Like a stack of π±π₯ or one very large π±π₯??? I don't think βοΈ matters. Everyone should have π±π₯.
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Date: 2022-04-16 07:32 pm (UTC)What do you use for a lure? Even smaller pancakes?
βοΈ matters and I want a stack.
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Date: 2022-04-16 08:22 pm (UTC)You can't use even smaller π₯ as a lure, you'd have to catch those too! But I don't know what a good lure would look like... What do π± like?... π? What do π₯ like?... π§? Should the lure be tiny too? Or large, so you can shake the π±π₯ off of them? Maybe I will put a whole π§π in the net and see what I catch!
A stack of π€π±π₯ with faces or a stack of normal π±π₯ (with faces)? Which one is most βοΈ?
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Date: 2022-05-05 05:27 pm (UTC)βοΈsπ«π. βοΈποΈπ₯. ποΈπ₯βοΈ. π€
π§π πππ
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Date: 2022-05-05 05:44 pm (UTC)βοΈsπ«π! I'm making a sign for that. It's going in the kitchen, but only when I'm eating π±π₯! ππ€π»π€βοΈ
What's wrong with π§π??? ππ¬οΈππππ
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Date: 2022-05-05 11:00 pm (UTC)You'll definitely need it. The βοΈsπ«π is only for ποΈπ₯, not π±π₯ ποΈ or π«ποΈ.
ππππππ π§ππ«
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Date: 2022-05-05 11:48 pm (UTC)π±π₯ are just π₯ so ποΈπ₯ applies. βοΈsπ«π. I'm going to put it on the wall and then ποΈπ₯βοΈ will truly be achieved.
Research Note: π»s have an adverse reaction to π§π, could be leaky like π§. Exercise caution with ππ₯£.
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Date: 2022-05-06 12:49 am (UTC)You can try, but I think there may be βοΈ faces if there are π₯ faces. That's also βοΈ.
ππ₯£ is not the same at all!!! A π§π would melt, in π₯£ or π. I'm being reasonable, here.
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Date: 2022-05-06 01:13 am (UTC)βοΈ faces are only because there's not enough π₯ faces, so we just have to make sure there's a lot for everyone. βοΈ!
π§π ...ohhh. I didn't think of it like that. A π made of π§! I like that better. ππ» Maybe if we freeze it, it won't melt! β π§ Well, it would still melt in π₯£ but not in π!
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Date: 2022-05-06 01:29 pm (UTC)Your commitment to βοΈ is admirable but will not save you from βοΈ faces.
Better than what?! If not π made of π§ I don't know what you could have meant.
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Date: 2022-05-09 06:18 am (UTC)Maybe I'll close my eyes while I'm eating π±π₯. π«πβοΈπ. I can do it. I have good aim. π―π―π―
A regular π? With π§? A π§π! Buttered fish! What else could I have meant??? It was a perfectly normal thing to think! Only a silly π» would think the whole π should be made with π§!
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Date: 2022-05-11 10:56 pm (UTC)Somehow I feel like making mealtime into a marksmanship competition is going to get the worst βοΈπ of all.
The π± is made of π₯, logically the π would be made of π§! Though now I spell it out in this esteemed court of logic and pictures, it's more like the π₯ are made of π± maybe. But maybe not.
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Date: 2022-05-11 11:08 pm (UTC)It's a good thing I won't see the βοΈπ then~ ππ«π, ββοΈπ
If the π₯ are made of π±, then should the π§ be made of π? Sounds possible, but I can be held responsible for the outcome. I liked the π made of π§ better!
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Date: 2022-05-12 12:01 am (UTC)Well if I have to see the βοΈπ I will just describe it in great detail, so it won't do any good.
I thought about that too but only long enough to figure out it's nothing. Can't make π§ out of π, nobody needs it. But if you made a mold, all the π§ could be π from now on. That sounds very auspicious to me.
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Date: 2022-05-12 12:26 am (UTC)ππ«π, βπ»π£οΈ!!!
Are π auspicious? Or only certain kinds of π? π§§π? I can make a mold! It might be easier to carve one, but π³ and π§ might not go well together. Maybe metal? If it's 𧧠then we should definitely have π§π, even if we don't have π±π₯!
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Date: 2022-05-12 11:57 pm (UTC)βοΈπ»π£οΈ even if π«π. Ask βοΈ.
πππ§§πβοΈ. It would be like a fish made of gold you could eat.
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Date: 2022-05-14 11:34 pm (UTC)Hmm. If π»π£οΈ anyway, then does a π need to π? Does βοΈπ? ππ but only if π»βπ£οΈβοΈπ!
Are gold π more 𧧠than normal ones? Is it 𧧠to eat the gold ones? Or are they just for π?
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